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Total Medals Earned: 137 (From 65 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,320 Points

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Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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hurry up bob2

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/165 points)

50m 5 Points

get 50m height

500m 10 Points

get 500m height

1000m 50 Points

you know what to do!!!

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It's a wonderful FULP!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)

Best game ever! 5 Points

Your tearing me apart Lisa!

Captain 5 Points

What? No Steve?

Leo's Socks 5 Points

There fo yo feet silly!

No touchy touchy! 5 Points

Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"

Sexual Lobster doll 5 Points

Real men play with dolls. Don't they?

Wade's Ban Hammer! 5 Points

Oh SNAP!

Weebl's Waffels! 5 Points

Yum Yum!

Merry Christmas! 100 Points

Be here on Dec 25

Kingdom in the Clouds

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/180 points)

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Conquer Forest Canopy 5 Points

Beat all five levels of the 1st world

Conquer Lava Peaks 5 Points

Beat all five levels of the 2nd world

Conquer Nimbus Basin 10 Points

Beat all five levels of the 3rd world

Conquer Kingdom Outskirts 25 Points

Beat all 4 levels of the 5th world

Conquer Starry Skies 25 Points

Beat all five levels of the 4th world

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Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Leave Cthulhu Alone

Medals Earned: 5/15 (70/280 points)

Level 1 5 Points

You have completed the first and easiest level!

Professor Bomb 5 Points

You have slain with the Professor Bomb!

Cop Bat 10 Points

You have poisoned someone with cop bat!

Close Call 25 Points

You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!

Shield Slapper 25 Points

You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!

Bomb a Shield 5 Points

You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!

Lunatic Fringe 5 Points

You have made a Monster Loonie!

Mystic Moider 5 Points

You've killed with the mystic!

Level 10 10 Points

You are getting into the nitty-gritty!

Rival Schooling 10 Points

You've killed a Rival!

Level 20 25 Points

You are way deep in it now!

Maniac Cop 25 Points

You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!

Rival Meets Lightning 25 Points

You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!

Rival Love Tap 50 Points

You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!

WINNER 50 Points

You have completed the game! Amazing!

Madness Ambulation

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)

Daily Driver 5 Points

Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.

Truckstopper 10 Points

Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.

Atheist 25 Points

Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...

Undertaker 25 Points

...or hell, hit every single one.

Sharpshooter 50 Points

Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.

Improbability Drive 100 Points

Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Moby Dick 2

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)

Wave 5 5 Points

Beat the 5th wave

Wave 15 10 Points

Beat the 15th wave

Wave 30 25 Points

Beat the 30th wave

Survivor 50 Points

Die on wave 50

Terror of the 7 seas 100 Points

Unlock all in-game achievements

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Ninja Painter

Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/430 points)

3 Stars 5 Points

Collect 3 Stars

5 Levels 5 Points

Complete 5 Levels

10 Levels 10 Points

Complete 10 Levels

10 Stars 10 Points

Collect 10 Stars

25 Stars 25 Points

Collect 25 Stars

20 Levels 25 Points

Complete 20 Levels

50 Stars 50 Points

Collect 50 Stars

30 Levels 100 Points

Complete 30 Levels

90 Stars 100 Points

Collect 90 Stars

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